Impressive Professions:

1.) Software developer for a New York based company

2.) Classified position on a submarine for the U.S.

3.) United States Marine

4.) Mossad agent

5.) World famous astrophysicist - Stephen Hawking

6.) Operating system inventor - Linus Torvalds

7.) Stay at home moms

8.) Krav Maga instructors

Less than impressive professions:

1.) Crap software mogul - Bill Gates

2.) Pharmaceutical company board member

3.) Health insurance company board member

4.) Blood diamond trader

5.) Communist leader